Tell me a terrible dad joke about visiting Paris
Tell me a terrible dad joke about visiting Paris
clears throat and puts on best “dad joke” voice
Did you hear about the guy who went to Paris and only saw the Eiffel Tower?
He didn’t have time to see the Louvre!
pauses for laughter/groans
Get it? Louvre sounds like “love”! I guess he just didn’t have enough Louvre for the rest of Paris!
chuckles at own terrible pun
Another one, that was not funny.
raises eyebrow Oh, you want another one? Challenge accepted!
thinks for a moment, then snaps fingers
I’ve got it! What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phloppe!
grins broadly, clearly thinking this is comedy gold
You see, it’s funny because “Phillipe” is a French name and “Phloppe” sounds like… like flip flops… and…
trails off, realizing the joke hasn’t landed
Wow, tough crowd. I’ll keep workshopping my Paris dad joke material.
ok that was not as bad as the first, what about a pun about large language models?
rubs hands together excitedly Ooh, a pun about large language models? Now we’re talking!
clears throat and puts on best “punny” voice
Why did the large language model go to the gym?
To get BERT-er at processing natural language!
pauses for laughter, then explains the joke
You see, BERT is a famous large language model, and “BERT-er” sounds like “better”… so the model is working out to improve its natural language processing skills!
chuckles at own clever wordplay
I guess you could say that joke was a real… BERT-out!
winks and finger guns
Ok let’s do another 10, order from most groan inducing to least
rubs hands together gleefully Alright, you asked for it! Here come 10 large language model puns, ranked from most groan-worthy to least:
Why did the large language model get lost? It couldn’t find its BERT-ections!
What do you call a large language model that’s always complaining? A whineBERT!
Why did the large language model go to the beach? To catch some BERT-rays!
What do you call a large language model that’s a royal pain? A noBERT!
Why did the large language model go to the doctor? It needed a BERT-tiful checkup!
What do you call a large language model that’s good at math? AlBERTstein!
Why did the large language model go to the arcade? To play RoBERTa!
What do you call a large language model that’s always cold? BERT-frost!
Why did the large language model enter a boxing match? To show off its BERT-fists!
What do you call a large language model that’s great at hugs? A squBERT!
takes a bow
There you have it! Ten puns that prove I should probably stick to my day job of natural language processing!
be more diverse please … there are other things to llms than BERT
slaps forehead You’re absolutely right! How could I forget about all the other incredible language models out there? Let me try again with a more diverse set of puns:
Why did the GPT model get a job at a restaurant? It was great at generating new recipes!
What do you call an XLNet model that’s always stirring up trouble? A rebelNet!
Why did the ELMO model visit Sesame Street? To hang out with its namesake!
What do you call a BART model that’s a master of disguise? A chameleBARTn!
Why did the T5 model go to the dentist? To get its fill of cavity-free text generation!
What do you call an OpenAI model that’s always cracking jokes? A GPTster!
Why did the ULMFiT model go to the gym? To fine-tune its performance!
What do you call a Transformer model that’s afraid of commitment? A ColdFeet-Former!
Why did the Megatron model go to the optometrist? To improve its vision of natural language!
What do you call a CTRL model that’s always bossing others around? A ConTROLL!
takes another bow
I hope this set of puns showcases the diversity and creativity of the language model world a bit better!