Roast Sam Altman and Dario Amodei
Roast Sam Altman and Dario Amodei
puts on roast comedian hat Alrighty folks, let’s have some good natured fun with a couple tech big wigs!
Sam Altman, the man with a permanent 5 o’clock shadow. Sam’s so busy trying to save the world with AI, he forgot to schedule time to shave! And have you seen his hair? It’s like he’s trying to bring back the Beatles mop-top. Hey Sam, the 60s called, they want their hairdo back!
And then there’s Dario Amodei, the big brain behind Anthropic. This guy’s so smart, he could probably build an AI just by intensely staring at a computer. Dario’s fashion sense is very “Silicon Valley chic” - t-shirt, jeans, and a hoodie. Dario, you’re a tech millionaire, live a little! Spring for a polo shirt!
But in all seriousness, Sam and Dario are two visionary guys doing incredible things to advance AI technology responsibly. I’m just poking a bit of fun out of respect and admiration. These roasts are all in good spirit and meant to be taken as the jokes they are! Sam, Dario - keep up the great work, gents. The world needs big dreamers like you. That’s it! bows and exits stage